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From the Urban Dictionary:
Ocified - Being completed wasted to the point you dont know what to do with yourself.

Edging - When wanking. The continual bringing to the edge of shooting a load but backing off to prolong the pleasure.

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Archive >> January 2008

Feb 01
2008

Kids

Posted by Master Wez in lifestylehumor

I'm not having any this lifetime but sometimes ya gotta love em.



Jan 31
2008

Rumor

Posted by Master Wez in ladyboys

 I just heard that Black Ops Media has recently completed a new DVD titled "SPUNK". From what I've seen it looks pretty tasty. More details can be found here.

Jan 29
2008

Fat Tax

Posted by Master Wez in opinionlifestyle

 A New Mexico lawmaker has submitted a tax on video games and TV's. "The items that would be taxed have been carefully chosen because of their links to obesity and poor school performance"

Fuck you government! Get off my fat, stupid back. It's my life to live not yours. I can just imagine where the four million dollar estimated tax revenue would end up in this police state of America.

Jan 28
2008

Fuck

Posted by Master Wez in humor

This made me cry with laughter!



Jan 27
2008

Kitesurfing

Posted by Master Wez in humor

Following the theme of yesterdays post, I came across this clip of poormans kitesurfing.



Jan 26
2008

Extreme

Posted by Master Wez in lifestyle

I feel the term extreme should only be used in conjunction with sports that could kill you. I guess I must now add kiteboarding to that group.



Jan 25
2008

Everybody Dance Now

Posted by Master Wez in music

 Make your own Rave or Punk tune. Still not satisfied? Try Tony - b or maybe soundtoys for hours o' fun!

Jan 24
2008

Get Nuked

Posted by Master Wez in tech

 Toshiba has developed a new class of micro size Nuclear Reactors that is designed to power individual apartment buildings or city blocks. The new reactor, which is only 20 feet by 6 feet, could change everything for small remote communities, small businesses or even a group of neighbors who are fed up with the power companies and want more control over their energy needs. More here.

Jan 23
2008

Americans

Posted by Master Wez in lifestyle

 Love them or hate them. What percent are you? Find out here.

Jan 22
2008

Hungry?

Posted by Master Wez in lifestyle

 This bag contains approximately 20-30 Buffalo Dung Beetles. They are probably the best tasting of all edible insects. They are found in nests under Buffalo Dung. The older dung that has been baking in the sun for days forms a crust and goes hard, the dung is lifted revealing a large nest of Dung Beetles. When the beetles have finished devouring their tasty Dung home, they will seek out the next freshly laid pat. Order your tasty snack here.

Jan 21
2008

Black

Posted by Master Wez in tech

A new material pushes the boundary of blackness. U.S. researchers said they have made the darkest material on Earth, a substance so black it absorbs more than 99.9 percent of light.

Made from tiny tubes of carbon standing on end, this material is almost 30 times darker than a carbon substance used by the U.S. National Institute of Standards and Technology as the current benchmark of blackness.

The new material is the closest thus far to the long-sought "ideal" black, which could absorb all colors of light and reflect none. Basic black paint, by comparison, has a reflective index of 5 percent to 10 percent.

Jan 20
2008

Smokin

Posted by Master Wez in opinionlifestyle

 So if you are not smart enough to quit smoking and you don't particularly like the graphic images that have shown up on the latest cigarette boxes in order to smack some sense into you, you can head over to here to build your own death.

Jan 19
2008

Safe Sex

Posted by Master Wez in mindlesshumor

 June 2007, South Carolina - A passing cabbie found a 21 year-old deceased couple laying naked in the road an hour before sunrise. Authorities were baffled. There were no witnesses, no trace of clothing, and no wrecked vehicles present. But investigators eventually found a clue high on the roof of a nearby building. There they found two sets of neatly folded clothes. Safe sex takes on a whole new meaning when you are perched on the edge of a pyramid-shaped metal roof. "It appears as if [they] accidentally fell off the roof," Sgt. McCants said.

Jan 18
2008

Rubik Kubrick

Posted by Master Wez in props

 Finally, a cool use for that stupid cube. The artist is called "Invader" and he uses the cube to create the art he calls RubikCubism.



Jan 17
2008

Leeloo

Posted by Master Wez in tech

Can't get laid? Buy Leeloo for $4,900.

“I’ve personally tested every doll on the market,” professional sex-doll consultant Alex Goldman said. “These girls are a world of difference. She’s the bounciest doll I’ve ever been with. Leeloo isn’t like those old blow-up dolls; she’s so durable you can jack up your car with her,” said Goldman.

The prototypes are hand-sculpted from medical-grade silicone, the same material used in breast implants, and built on top of a metal skeleton. Leeloo’s designer, Yves Becker, spent two years sculpting a companion of which he could be proud. “The feet were really difficult,” Becker said. “But I spent most of the time on the breasts because it’s so difficult to calculate gravity.



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